COMING SOON!
In April, 2008 Authorized American Representative for The Billy Meier Contacts, Michael Horn, challenged filmmaker Jeremy Vaeni to recreate Meier's UFO photos or "accept defeat." Since Jeremy maintains that they are fake it should be easy to fake a fake. And it is. So he declined. Instead, he decided to go one better and re-imagine Michael Horn's latest documentary on Meier, The Silent Revolution of Truth. The results are every bit as realistic and hilarious as the real thing.
Are you doing this for real or is it some belated April Fool's joke? Because if it's for real, that would be 100% pure awesome... Bonus points for Biedny inclusion...
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Oh it's real. Whether Biedny is involved I can neither confirm nor deny.
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so you live in joisey, jeremy?
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Close. New Yohk.
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queens? looks like it. could be s.i.
doesn't look like mannyhattan. besides you're too poor for mannyhattan.
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but who's that fat hairy guy in the red wig slinking out of that reynolds wrap?
is that...
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Manhattan is too expensive for everyone.
There's no fat hairy guy in the picture. That's an actual Plajeren female with a real space gun.
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Wow -- those Plajeremian women are hot! Woo Hoo!
I read somewhere (National Geographic?) that they're surprisingly hairless on and around the pubis, the nexus for a frightening organ with rotational thorny projections like teeth but having nothing to do with sex... that's taken care of in the wet season by butt-surfing rocky out-croppings facilitating an asexual budding...
Though you're in error about the space gun. That's in fact a rather extreme mondo-bionic device for consolidating a runny Camembert. I understand there is a taboo on their planet for an excessively runny cheese. Startling photo... I'm going to go burn out my eyes with acid now.
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They have 5 sexual orifices, actually, but let's not dwell on that. It's not about what they look like or what they shoot with (or into), it's about the message. They bring a message of peace to all humanity, even though they will not intervene to save us from ourselves or anything at all. But the message is nice. Plus that gun.
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I don't think it's "peace" in the usual space brother sense, but it certainly reflects an outrageousness of a type that has Jeremy Vaeni and Alfred Lehmberg talking about it. I wonder what's behind all that, eh?
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Until I experienced the Plajerens my answer would have been "The same thing that's behind the flat earth and spontaneous regeneration, which were all the rave at one point." But I cannot deny my experiences and my experiences tell me that they are space brothers and sisters--space moms and dads is more like it--but a space family that believes in tough love. For example, when that asteroid hits us in 2050?--Tough. Love ya, but tough. That's kind of their answer. Plus the gun.
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Perhaps you should obtain the services of an "Authorized American Media Representative."
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I have an Authorized International Media Rep" named Dyson Corn. You'll meet him in the film.
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Rad. I await the film eagerly.
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OMFG! That is some funny shit!!! Is this gonna be a movie/video?! COOL!
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It will either be a short film or a feature. Not sure yet. Probably a short...but I'm itching to make it longer and release it. If short it'll be free on the internets. It depends on how quickly the joke gets old. I wanted to have it done in time for the X-Conference but it'll take a few more weeks.
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Remember - brevity is the source of wit!
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Oh, I don't know about that; Michael Horn has been going on and on for years and he's still funny.
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Hey Jer
Looking forward to the film but I don't see that guy Lehmberg in the credits. Why isn't he in the film. Not only would that face have given everyone the creeps but he even writes in a funny, creepy and utterly alien way, doncha think?
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No I don't.
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